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The man
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The Tangential: What People in Love Should Really be Constitutionally Banned from Doing
Calling their significant other “babe,” unless said person is actually a babe. Like, wrapped in swaddling clothes.
Making their profile pic a sonogram of their unborn child, unless the child has an interesting deformity.
Using joint Facebook accounts, so all their likes and comments come…
something about white bedding
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“He’ll kill you if he finds out, you know”
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I really do not like talking about politics but I believe that even if Obama cured cancer he’d get blamed for not doing it soon enough.
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